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Definitions by DecepticonZombie

Best Welcome 

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.
Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

Shitlinks 

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.
Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.
Shitlinks by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015
To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.
The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.
Hermaning by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015