DecepticonZombie's definitions

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015