heisher 

n. A certified legend, either in the present or in the future.

"He's sure to become a heisher, no doubt about it!"

heisher by Dom Jolly April 15, 2005

Heistermination 

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

Heistermination by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heister 

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

Heister by Eve-Films July 29, 2010

hesher 

Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.

hesher by aaarn October 30, 2012

heished up 

To closed, shut, or raise up. Also can mean up high.

Her booty is heished up.
Heishe that window, its cold outside.

heished up by Trickymule August 8, 2022

hesher 

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

hesher by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

root-heister 

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

root-heister by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022