Hairship 

A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad

All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.

Hairship by Buti4ash August 9, 2019

hership 

The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

hership by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Pirate on the hairship 

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004

Hairship 

When one experiences a bad hair cut, or a bad hair style, or simply has a bad hair day.

Britney Spears has been through many hairships.

Hairship by mcchickenMC February 16, 2010