Hairship
All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.
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Hairship by mcchickenMC February 16, 2010
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Pirate on the hairship
When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.
Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004
hairwhip
hairwhip by Kristie H. September 19, 2006
hairshirting
The shallow regimen of feigned, token suffering and "paying your dues" that is disgracefully required of already perfectly-talented newcomers by petty, candle-snuffing incumbents who control some particular bottleneck industry.
The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.
The term derives from the arcane, masochistic practice of wearing of an incredibly itchy and uncomfortable shirt woven out of human hair, all in the cause of feigning one's humility and penitence for the benefit of some petty religious rulership.
"Yeah, I could've been published years earlier, but none of the agents and publishers would allow it until I went through their life-crushing, byzantine gauntlet of ass-kissing and hairshirting."
hairshirting by C'est Logique September 25, 2011
HairShield
HairShield by Hydroshell May 8, 2018
hairshirt
when sleeping next to a guy and he is so hairy that you think he's wearing a shirt, but its really just his chest hair that you're feeling.
"After seeing his hairshirt I was totally turned off"
"I bet his hairshirt comes in handy during the winter months"
"I bet his hairshirt comes in handy during the winter months"
hairshirt by Lovehairshirts December 13, 2012