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When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life
"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"
Heemo by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010
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Heemo • Heemogobblin • heemommy • heemosexil • Heem • Heehoo • heero • heemer • Heelo • heemal

Haemorrhoid Buster 

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

heem sleepy 

Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.
heem sleepy by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!
The total package, a man that's just fly , his own fly can't be duplicated.
Woman sees a flyy ass guy with a bust down grill and Band-Aids wadded in his jeans "Yesss, He's Heem".
He's heem by queen Q March 17, 2019
Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.
Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!
Helmo by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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