AcneAndAnthrax's definitions

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.

"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
-click-
"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
-click-
"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

by AcneAndAnthrax June 8, 2015

mammary glands

Scientific term for titties.

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.

by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Hallway Marine

Those kids in school that wear camouflage 24/7 and feign military knowledge.

Common Traits include:
-Constantly bragging about how they're going to enlist
-Excessive playing of Call of Duty or Battlefield
-Brings Airsoft guns and pocket knives to school
-When talking about weaponry they use names from COD i.e KAP-40, Olympia
-Overly patriotic and a borderline warmonger

Hallway Marine: My grandpa killed 50 Nazis with a Death Machine in WWII!
Normal Person: It's called an M134 and it wasn't in service until 20 years after WWII.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

Harvicking

A push or shove usually from behind. The term was coined after the 2014 AAA Texas 500 NASCAR race in which Kevin Harvick shoved Brad Keselowski from behind to instigate a fight between Keselowski and Jeff Gordon.

James took Harvicking to the extreme when he pushed Daniel off of the Grand Canyon.

by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Karim's Law

The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.

media+celebrity endorsement=profit

Karim's law is responsible for the sales of many modern videogames.

by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015