Definitions by AcneAndAnthrax
Karim's Law
The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.
media+celebrity endorsement=profit
media+celebrity endorsement=profit
Karim's Law by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015
Caitlyn Jenner
Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.
"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
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"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
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"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"
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"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
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"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"
Caitlyn Jenner by AcneAndAnthrax June 8, 2015
Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind
Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
3 steps ahead
3 steps ahead by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
Buick Century
1: Buick's flagship sedan, It's called the century because 100 years from now these fuckers will still be roaming our streets. While most cars from the 1980s are seldom seen nowadays, the Century refuses to die and you'll see dozens every day.
2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.
2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.
Buick Century by AcneAndAnthrax December 1, 2014
Siamese Fighting Fish
The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".
In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".
Siamese Fighting Fish by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014