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Definitions by AcneAndAnthrax

Karim's Law 

The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.

media+celebrity endorsement=profit
Karim's law is responsible for the sales of many modern videogames.
Karim's Law by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner 

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.
"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
-click-
"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
-click-
"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

3 steps ahead 

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

Buick Century 

1: Buick's flagship sedan, It's called the century because 100 years from now these fuckers will still be roaming our streets. While most cars from the 1980s are seldom seen nowadays, the Century refuses to die and you'll see dozens every day.

2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.
His Buick Century got t-boned by a semi truck but it still drove with no problems.
Buick Century by AcneAndAnthrax December 1, 2014

degeneracy

My school reeks of degeneracy.
degeneracy by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".
In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".