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heelth

Heelth is a word I made up expressing the feeling you feel when your soul and or bones feel heavy.
Ex. “I feel really heelth today.”
“Oh no what’s wrong?”
“My bf hasn’t responded to me for a few days
by ….6 July 16, 2023
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Health and Well-being

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
Oh fuck!”
by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
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rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
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Helth

Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.
"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."
by Oloystuff March 29, 2020
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You look healthy bro

Something said to solicit cocaine from someone you don't know personally.
Matt "hey, you look healthy bro"
Random guy "I've got some on me, but not much, meet me in the bathroom"
by Joshy Josh March 11, 2019
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Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money
In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.
by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013
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