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heartaches by All Bowlly 

-yo the song heartaches by All Bowlly is perfection

-agreed

heartache 

1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.
The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.
heartache by Faith January 26, 2005

heartache 

a complete waste of time. but it isn’t your choice. your heart is literally aching. it feels like there is a hole in your chest. or someone is screaming inside of you. it is usually caused by an asshole who you loved but didn’t love you back. that asshole made you think he did though
i have terrible heartache for the one i love that doesn’t feel the same

heartache 

Emotional pain; the horrible feeling of a black hole sitting in your chest where your heart should be. Other feelings one may experience include a inability to catch one's breath and getting all choked up. Usually occurs after a breakup or when one is worrying excessively about something.
1. My boyfriend just broke up with me, and I can barely breathe with this heartache in my chest.

2. I care aout my friends so much, and sometimes I worry enough so to give me heartache.
heartache by Christina Hart July 20, 2005

Heartache 

the song that plays when you fight Toriel in Undertale
A: what's your favorite song in the Undertale OST?
B: heartache
Heartache by nikolapekovicarr August 25, 2019

heartache avenue 

the place you don't want to be. there is no escape until a different girl rescues you or you serve your sentence and are allowed to leave.
my girl just dumped me, im stuck on heartache avenue.
heartache avenue by harry1987 October 23, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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