hearslay

The action of dropping your testicles on someone’s dads face.

I hearslayed Kayla Yesterday.

by jakdidnsndifkdd May 3, 2022

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?

Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

by idkwhatnametopickandidc April 27, 2022

Hearsay

Amber Heard’s attorney’s only line of defense in the Johnny Depp defamation case

That is hearsay, your Honor.

by Gluedtocereal April 24, 2022

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)

Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

by Whatishappeningah April 27, 2022

Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

Hearsay

A lawyer who can’t build a case so he spams hearsay like it’s his Pornhub renew subscription

Johnny Depp : “breathes”
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”

Johnny Depp : “I was tal-
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”

by RolesTakenNoReason April 26, 2022

hearsay

assumptions & speculation revolved around anything or anyone; can be true or false

GUY1: i heard that kid over there eats his own feces for breakfast, true story.
GUY2: dude, that's most definitely hearsay...goof.

GUY1: honda is going to take a shot at the fast food industry, they're gonna push mcdonalds off the radar.
GUY2: where do you get your info from idiot fuck? stop falling for hearsay.

by keyboarda May 14, 2009