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A breed of human that lives in the woods, and films wherever they go. That are non-social creatures with no friends, but lots of animals to keep them company. The few friends they have are good but usually a little gay. They eat dog biscuits and sausage rolls, and worship a god they know as 'classicbou'
Ant: let's go for a walk in the woods
Anna: EW no we might bump into a Hearney!
by Classicou August 23, 2013
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