Hearney

A breed of human that lives in the woods, and films wherever they go. That are non-social creatures with no friends, but lots of animals to keep them company. The few friends they have are good but usually a little gay. They eat dog biscuits and sausage rolls, and worship a god they know as 'classicbou'

Ant: let's go for a walk in the woods
Anna: EW no we might bump into a Hearney!

by Classicou August 25, 2013

Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

heaney

Usually the last name of an Irish gentlemen. "Heaney"s are extremely hard working, and modest. Usually they will do anything for their friends or family. They can be shy, but always have a great sense of humor if you get to know them.

Ralph Heaney is the best worker we've ever had, even though he will tell you he's not that great.

by Squatting Dog January 28, 2015

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

Wayne Hearne

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne

Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal

by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006

hearne

The word hearne is a colloquial term with many different meanings. It is often used the same as the Mafia use "forget about it"

(Verb)
To hearne:
1. To act in a conspicious manner.
2. To desire young boys.
3. To be perverse.
4. Can mean "Hello", or simply hearne, swearne hearne.

(Noun)
1. A very bad man.

Person 1: "hearne"
Person 2: "hello, good day to you too"

Person 1: "Swedish hearne?"
Person 2: "No thank you."

Person 1: "Just like the hearne would do!"
Person 2: "Exactly what the hearne would do!!"

by Little Robbie July 29, 2008