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headable
headable by john sunday January 10, 2005
Hoardable
When an object is collected by an individual in such mass quantities that it may be considered hoarding rather than simply collecting.
a.) For the average fratboy, beer bottles and roach clips are exceedingly hoardable objects.
b.) If male genitalia was hoardable objects, Paris Hilton would be on the show "Hoarders".
b.) If male genitalia was hoardable objects, Paris Hilton would be on the show "Hoarders".
Hoardable by KrispyCheese February 25, 2012
heartbleed
Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.
Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand
Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand
Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((
Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.
Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.
Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
heartbleed by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014
harpable
harpable by Spotless-trash January 5, 2023
handable
handable by Emma&Gary :P June 17, 2008
Hearble
Verb meaning to mishear by being distracted, unfocused, or not paying attention.
Verb forms- hearbles, hearbling, hearbled.
Verb forms- hearbles, hearbling, hearbled.
Hearble by vorkosigan April 6, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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