heartbleed

Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.

Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand

Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((

Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.

Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d

by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014

Heartlee

The most Beautiful list girl put on planet she always know what to say when you’re sad or when you are alone makes you laugh when you are crying and I wo Beautiful list girl put on planet she always know what to say when you’re sad or when you are lonely makes you laugh when you are crying and always Looks at you like you are the most important person in the world

You are such heartlee dady

by Number one girl June 10, 2018

Heartbending

Something that warms and breaks your heart at the same time

“Oh man, that raccoon just washed its candy floss and had no idea where it went, that’s so heartbending!” 😍😭😍

by cursorymaker August 15, 2024

heartbending

Like mindbending but for the heart. Anything that bends your heart in two or more directions at the same time - any combination of funny, cute, sad, moving, heartwarming, or anything in between

“Oh my gosh it was so heartbending, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry”

by cursorymaker August 15, 2024