heartbleed

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Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.

Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand

Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((

Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.

Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d

heartbleed by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014

Words you can keep

Heartlee

The most Beautiful list girl put on planet she always know what to say when you’re sad or when you are alone makes you laugh when you are crying and I wo Beautiful list girl put on planet she always know what to say when you’re sad or when you are lonely makes you laugh when you are crying and always Looks at you like you are the most important person in the world

You are such heartlee dady

Heartlee by Number one girl June 10, 2018

Related Words

heartbleed • Heartbending • Heartlee

Heartbending

Something that warms and breaks your heart at the same time

“Oh man, that raccoon just washed its candy floss and had no idea where it went, that’s so heartbending!” 😍😭😍

Heartbending by cursorymaker August 15, 2024

heartbending

Like mindbending but for the heart. Anything that bends your heart in two or more directions at the same time - any combination of funny, cute, sad, moving, heartwarming, or anything in between

“Oh my gosh it was so heartbending, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry”

heartbending by cursorymaker August 15, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026