headtable

The act of one hitting their forehead against a table, or any hard surface due to failure, embarrassment, defeat, or any ".....", "o_O", "fml" and/or "wtf" moment.

My life is so messed up. *headtable*

by telrunya April 10, 2009

headable

a girl who u would not fuck but u would definetly let them suck ur dick

she aint that hot but shes headable

by john sunday January 10, 2005

heartbleed

Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.

Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand

Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((

Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.

Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d

by Nevergonnagiveyaup April 16, 2014

Healables

objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.

Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*

by WelynWheresTheNextEP? August 19, 2021

Heartable

Having characteristics that attract love or affection.

Vicki Valerie makes me smile - she's just soo damn heartable.

by Mark Sebastian October 9, 2004

heardable

The act of saying something while intoxicated and accientally saying it too loud.

"That girl is a junkie" .."wait a minute did i say that loud?"...."yeah that was defintely heardable"

by conster34 March 16, 2010

Hearable

When a remix of a song is better than the original song, it is said to be "hearable".

Did you like that new song?
No, I didn't like the original... The remix is hearable.

by Heelloo October 14, 2018