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hearable 

what fuckin retard thinks hearable is a word in the English language
I'm trying to figure out how to make the party chat audio 'hearable'.
hearable by my nama jeevi January 25, 2018
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a girl who u would not fuck but u would definetly let them suck ur dick
she aint that hot but shes headable
headable by john sunday January 10, 2005

heartbleed 

Some shit devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the NSA and 'Murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. Commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of America United as some virus that penetrated every computer. AKA "real computer shit" Not fo sho.

Basically some shit that requires >300 IQ to understand
Slutty Girl: OMQ DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HEARTBLEED? I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SNAPCHAT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNT PASSWORD... ::::((((((

Gay Boyfriend: Don't worry gurl, mai heart's bleeding fo u.

Slutty Girl: TOO BAD TINDER GOT HACKED BUT AT LEAST I GOT U HFDlsDkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
Verb meaning to mishear by being distracted, unfocused, or not paying attention.

Verb forms- hearbles, hearbling, hearbled.
"I didn't understand a word you said, I must have hearbled you."
Hearble by vorkosigan April 6, 2009

Healables 

objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.
Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*

Heartable 

Having characteristics that attract love or affection.
Vicki Valerie makes me smile - she's just soo damn heartable.
Heartable by Mark Sebastian October 9, 2004