Healthy Foods 

According to the great ancient tales, Chocolate and soda are considered to be the healthiest of all the foods. The theory was first brought up by Elizabeth Hancocks in 2020. This type of extraordinary culture is expected to exponentially increase in popularity in the near future.

"Have you been having Healthy Foods????"

"Of course man"

Healthy Foods by adam reussel June 24, 2020

Mental health food 

Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.

Mental health food by rexmortus January 26, 2018

Health food crusader

An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.

God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!

Health food crusader by Jacob mei May 21, 2010

health food law 

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

health food law by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Health food freak 

A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!

Health food freak by Mkaur May 11, 2018