headpin

The powerful headfigure of a illegal drug operation.

yeard their headpin locked up for 80 years

headpin by toolitpluto October 2, 2020

Turtle Heading 

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Headin' 

To leave, to go, to remove ones self, to take off.

I'm headin' to the store for some chips and condoms.

Headin' by Geminimendez August 18, 2007

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

Headspin 

Getting lightheaded and dizzy from a vape

John: yo my heads spinning g
Ian: that’s called a headspin!

Headspin by Nzfacts101 April 8, 2021

Cabbage Heading 

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

Cabbage Heading by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

Headpwns

The absolute best of headphone technology. Most owners of TRUE headpwns scoff at those that wear Bose headphones. Many headpwn owners spend a great deal of their life on www.head-fi.org, chatting it up with other fellow headpwn owners and collectively scoffing at Bose.

TRUE headpwn brands include:

- Sennheiser
- AKG
- Beyerdynamic
- Ultrasone
- Audio Technica
- Grado

Headpwn wannabe - 'Sup guys, check out my Bose headpwns

True audiophile - Bose? HAHAHA! Quite funny my friend!

Headpwn wannabe - But Bose is the best!

True audiophile - Take a listen to my Sennheiser HD800.

Headpwn wannabe - OH MY GOD..... *head explodes*

Headpwns by Bile2 February 28, 2010