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The powerful headfigure of a illegal drug operation.
yeard their headpin locked up for 80 years
headpin by toolitpluto October 2, 2020
Words you can keep

Turtle Heading 

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009
Related Words
To leave, to go, to remove ones self, to take off.
I'm headin' to the store for some chips and condoms.
Headin' by Geminimendez August 18, 2007

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.
The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.
Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

Headspin 

Getting lightheaded and dizzy from a vape
John: yo my heads spinning g
Ian: that’s called a headspin!
Headspin by Nzfacts101 April 8, 2021

Cabbage Heading 

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.
Cabbage Heading by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
The absolute best of headphone technology. Most owners of TRUE headpwns scoff at those that wear Bose headphones. Many headpwn owners spend a great deal of their life on www.head-fi.org, chatting it up with other fellow headpwn owners and collectively scoffing at Bose.

TRUE headpwn brands include:

- Sennheiser
- AKG
- Beyerdynamic
- Ultrasone
- Audio Technica
- Grado
Headpwn wannabe - 'Sup guys, check out my Bose headpwns

True audiophile - Bose? HAHAHA! Quite funny my friend!

Headpwn wannabe - But Bose is the best!

True audiophile - Take a listen to my Sennheiser HD800.

Headpwn wannabe - OH MY GOD..... *head explodes*
Headpwns by Bile2 February 28, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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