headgear 

tortue made for the children (and some adults) of the world.

A- my orthodontist is making me wear torture made for children
B- headgear?
A- yup.

headgear by chihuahuacheese January 6, 2011

Marvellous headgear, queer 

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

Marvellous headgear, queer by shapiro_slayer_69 April 6, 2020

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear! 

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear! by [e-mail] June 4, 2013

Headbeard

Beard that seamlessly integrates into your head

David: Yo check out Hugo's headbeard!
Brian: Damn, that's alpha.
David: Strong beard genetics

Headbeard by davsters November 2, 2010

consumable head gear 

A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.

Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.

consumable head gear by Tim25 August 24, 2005

HeadGear719 

The opposite of a douche that is full of it. This type of person does not have a fetish for cars, and doesn't feel the need to always correct everyone even when they are correct.

Guy 1: man he's a dick!

Guy 2: yeah he's not even close to being a headgear719

Gearhead: GRAVITY!!!! CARS!!!! ENGINES!!!!

HeadGear719 by The Bantasaur December 4, 2010

head gear 

When a girl has a nice body, but her face looks beat up, busted or ugly. She needs to wear protective gear so that she will not get any uglier.

That girl over there is major head gear.

head gear by Mistress K September 17, 2003