hayyo 

A cuter way of saying hello. It's hey/yo.

hey what's up?
hayyo! just hanging out

hayyo by crazzzzzzzzee November 2, 2009

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

haydon school 

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers

Haydon school has the moistest teachers

haydon school by Abdel March 5, 2015

hayloft 

code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)

“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”

hayloft by beanasf December 12, 2020

hayao miyazaki

he is the most amazing animator ever, and the god of anime. he made movies such as Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke and more. you NEED to watch his movies, I'm not even kidding here.

hayao miyazaki rules!

hayao miyazaki by chocolate fingers August 14, 2006

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

hayloft 

Something you probably searched for after hearing the song “Hayloft” by Mother Mother...

Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...

hayloft by Stoopid bisexual October 23, 2020