hawsed 

When you get way more fucked up on tequila than you originally planned

I don't wanna get hawsed tonight. - Jon

hawsed by eddieTHEeagle February 8, 2015

Hawsepiper 

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

Hawsepiper by Joe Smith September 17, 2004

Stephen Hawked 

The ability to be so high you can't walk and your voice sounds funny.

I was so Stephen Hawked last night.

Stephen Hawked by PatMac42 February 4, 2010

Hawked 

to be overtaken or surpassed

My youtube video just hawked yours in views.

During the race that guy hawked you for the win.

Hawked by Noodle7 January 12, 2009

Hawked 

Verb: to be overtaken by someone with greater speed than you in a very swift and quick fashion.

John gets hawked by 5th graders on the reg.

Hawked by Lolcatz Incorporated September 13, 2011

hawse 

A highly intoxicated person. A name for someone who's still going strong or drinking themselves under the table.

He's fuckin' a hawse!
You ain't no hawse boy, you a pony.

hawse by Hammuddddd November 16, 2006

hawse 

a being of extreme physical power and intellect. often confused for gods...demi god would be more acutate. in fiction kryptonians and sayains are often based on real world hawses. it is tbought zeus odin and lugh were all based on a hawse.

did you see what he did? he must be a hawse....amazing.

hawse by lugh-el May 21, 2018