Häised 

When have to do something but you fuck it up and still have an attitude about it.

You spilled beer on the floor, think about if you should clean it up or not. You decide to clean it and slowly get a cloth from the kitchen that you usually do the dishes with. You wipe the floor and put the wet cloth on the table corner. You leave it there for drying. You häised it!

You work with a saw in sandals and lay down the saw on a very small pole. Your friend tells you it’s very dangerous to put it there. You tell your friend that nothing is gonna happen. Five minutes later your friend wants to use the saw, it’s completely slope. You häised it!

Häised by Dr. Matzkimiauski June 25, 2022

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017

Curly haired Girls 

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!

Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!

Curly haired Girls by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018

Long Haired Punk 

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.

Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.

Long Haired Punk by King of Punk May 14, 2015

blue-haired liberal

A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.

Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.

blue-haired liberal by peachesandcream000 January 6, 2022

Red-Haired Shanks 

Red-Haired Shanks is a character from the popular and ongoing manga series and anime, One Piece. He plays a significant role in the life of the protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, as he is what fuels Luffy's dream of becoming the Pirate King.

This man is the coolest character to ever grace the One Piece universe, and I need to see more of him.

Person #1: Bruh, I adore Aokiji. Coolest guy ever.

Person #2: Are you kidding? Have you even READ/WATCHED One Piece? Red-Haired Shanks world domination, my dude.

Person #1: Dude, Aokiji can literally turn to ice. He's made of ice. He can make ice. He is the physical manifestation of "cool".

Person #2: bruh

Red-Haired Shanks by REDHARIEDSHANKSAH September 8, 2020