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havin' ass 

1. something that is lame, boring or generally uncool

2. someone that is lame, boring or generally uncool.

3. An insult
1. "man this is a havin' ass party"

2. "I'm not hanging out with bob's havin' ass"

3. "you suck man, you're a havin' ass jabroni"
havin' ass by sir charles345 April 10, 2009
Words you can keep

havin-ass bitch 

One who does not appreciate being fresh. One who does not understand that getting absolutely crunk gives you unlimited permission to instigate with anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Also, it is a member of the female canine race who is also possessing of a posterior.
I ain't scurred of no PoPo, havin-ass bitch!

havin' ass nigga 

A Having Ass Nigga is someone who always tryna be in the mix, always tryna ride a wave. Having is not to be confused with a Having Ass Nigga. If you Having, you and yours are chilling, but if you a Having Ass Nigga you out here tryna come up off somebody. Originates from the one and only @Somegodx. Peep that Soundcloud.
Mans Billy a havin' ass nigga, he always tryna get put on and shit dawg.

Crusty no new shirt havin ass 

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

Small dick havin ass 

Usually named andrew and has a girlfriend named kiara.
Damn that guy andrew is a small dick havin ass

PC Havin' Ass

A form of political correctness typically associated with a person from San Diego. Generally speaking a light skinned male or overly sensitive female who happens to have a chip on their shoulder and thinks they can make the world a better place by telling others what is and isn't appropriate to say.
Baba: Hey yo Max do you wanna smoke?

Max: Ummm suure.
Baba: Oh cool I have a couple fags in the car I'll be right back.

Max: YOU HAVE WHAT?!?
Baba: Fags to smoke?

Max: IT'S 2016 YOU CAN'T SAY FAG ANYMORE
Baba: Shut yo PC Havin' Ass up
PC Havin' Ass by Kipper Ass Bitch December 8, 2016

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch 

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls
Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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