hatpack 

tim mutherfuckin kaye & muthafuckin scott myerrrrrs

when u want 2 make fun of fat people or beat up the fukin retards who wear the uniform or go draggin 2 hit up some white trash just 4 fun you call on the HAT PACK

hatpack by 0(+> February 7, 2004

Hampacket 

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

Hatjacker 

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing hat's off the heads of their unlucky owners.

Person 1: (to a hatjacker) "Come back with my hat you
hatjacker!"

Person 2: Dude, you've been hatjacked! :P

Hatjacker by SamuelleumaS A.D. August 24, 2011

hattack

verb. A blow or punch- Usually towards the neck region in a karate chop manner

When preforming a 'hattack'- one must scream hattack in the process of the blow.

Benjamin- What are you looking at?
Robert- Your ugly face.
Benjamin- *karate chop to neck* Hattack!

hattack by psucrew November 19, 2009

Hatrack 

A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain

Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.

That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.

Hatrack by Deer N. Hedlites December 18, 2012

texas hotpacket 

when a cowboy eats out a cow

the cowboy give the cow a texas hotpacket

texas hotpacket by niigger loverin bitch August 5, 2008

hatrack 

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

hatrack by shawn October 5, 2004