Hatrack 

A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain

Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.

That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.

Hatrack by Deer N. Hedlites December 18, 2012

hatrack 

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

hatrack by shawn October 5, 2004

hatrack 

A hatrack is a ghetto heart attack.

Damn boii I jist git one hill of a hatrack!

hatrack by JoshDT September 10, 2006

Hatrick Sprayze 

Hatrick Sprayze is the act of vomiting thrice in one evening of drinking. If one has completed such an act then that person is also known as Hatrick Sprayze.

Sebastiaan: Did you hear that Medzhnun vomited three times on Friday after drinking at the Christmas markets?

Blaise: Yeah he's a real Hatrick Sprayze. After the markets we went to a couple bars. He puked once at the first bar, once at the second, and a third time on the walk home.

Hatrick Sprayze by Hulk19 December 17, 2018

Eddie Hatrick 

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".

"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."

Eddie Hatrick by Da Fulch July 30, 2009

Henry Hatrick

Much like the Gordie Howe Hatrick (one goal, one assist, and one fight). The Henry Hatrick applies to a night out at a party or bar, where you at least cry once, puke once, and piss your pants once.

Scott: Hey Gavin did you hear? Jesse scored a Henry Hatrick last night! He cried, puked and pissed his pants!
Gavin: Hahaha typical Jesse

Henry Hatrick by reallydrunktoday October 5, 2008

perfect hatrick 

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session

man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick

perfect hatrick by fussyballbag April 21, 2011