Håvard is a name from Norway. People named Håvard is often refererd to as ‘’The Håvard’’. This comes from an old folk tale. There was once upon a time created 1 million Håvards in a hidden laboratory. These Håvards were geneticly enhanced with superhuman strenght and intelligence. They often hide their high intelligence with jokes and humor. If you have found a Håvard you are very lucky. They are deeply caring people and are known for being very wise.
Håvard is a Norwegian male name only given to the most intelligent and sexy beings. Every Håvard has mental depression and deep anxiety. However, all the Håvards are extremely handsome, muscular and uber sexy
Håvards are very smart people. You can tell by the name, because it's sounds like Harvard. They are most likely blond, strong and tall. They really like electricity. There is only one think they like more than electricity - alcohol
They love to drink, if they could they would be 24/7 drunk. They are also very talented their biggest talent is to open a can of beer the first try and then chug it. They are very rare and shy, but one you gained their trust they might even share their alcohol with you.
Their mating call is: Maaaaneeeeen
Håvard: Maaneeen
Boi 1: what was this?
Boi 2: this was the mating call of a free Håvard
Boi 1: oh damn get the camera
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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