harpochondriac 

A person who fears everything in life is a joke.

Nothing is serious to a harpochondriac like Penelope, who finds endless cruel jokes in everyday life.

harpochondriac by echolaliababy October 25, 2009

Hypochondriac 

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.

Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.

Hypochondriac by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hypochondriac 

Somebody who always thinks there's something wrong with them physically and they always think they're ill or are in danger of becoming ill.

"*cough cough* Dude I think I'm dying..."

"Shut up you freakin' hypochondriac, you just have a cold"

Hypochondriac by CrystalForsen October 14, 2005

hypochondriac 

a hypochondriac is someone who honestly thinks they need freakin' medical attention for every cough, sniffle, or itch they have. this person will not fail to annoy the living crap out of you, about how positive they are that death is knocking at their door.

"my eye itches. im positive i have acute miloid lukemia and lung cancer."

"your such a freakin' hypochondriac dude."

hypochondriac by kittie kat May 9, 2006

hypochondriac 

Someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick.

Lisa thinks she has the Bird Flu, but she's just a hypochondriac.

hypochondriac by Andy Z August 18, 2007

hypochondriac 

Someone who believes everything they read on webMD, after looking up all their aches and pain.

No, Nancy, the internet is wrong. Just because you have a sore ankle doesn't mean you're a diabetic. I am sorry to say, however, that you are a hypochondriac.

hypochondriac by Preposterouz November 3, 2010

hippochondriac 

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

hippochondriac by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010