harnos 

this word orginated from a random college party when all of a sudden strangers started to show up. the strangers pretended that they knew someone at the party and said they knew the "harnos". not knowing what the word "harnos" was, we automatically let them in. so if u nerds out there need automatic entry to a party, let them ppl at the door know that you know the "Harnos"

party goer: i know the harnos
owner of house: alright dude, ur in because u know the HARRRRRRRRRRNOS

harnos by people of newell 60 October 29, 2004

Halifax Harbosis 

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020

hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

ground harness 

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

ground harness by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

harnass 

like harassment, but in a joking funny way.
harnasment can be when your friend is being goofy to you, can be when somebody is sending ugly photos over snap, can be used in a variety of things

Brooklyn keeps harnassing me, it’s so funny.

stop harnassing me you panch!

harnass by barbiebabe December 28, 2021

Harnold Palmer 

An Arnold Palmer formed from Hard Lemonade and a hard iced tea. It is distinguished from a John Daly by the use of a hard liquor other than vodka.

We need some Mike's Hard Lemonade and some Sweet Tea SoCo for some Harnold Palmers.

Harnold Palmer by mrjonb March 30, 2011

crusty harnish 

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.

Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

crusty harnish by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016