The best person, son, boyfriend, friend- EVER! Most understanding. He also has an amazing face and body… He is the sweetest, nicest and the cutest human!! Also he’s the funniest.
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.