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Hardley Davidson 

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.
After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

Hardley Davidson 

I bought me a Hardley Davidson to save some ca-ching...
Hardley Davidson by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

Glass Harley 

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)
Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.
Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.
Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.

Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?
Hadley Jr High by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

A Harley rider

A Harley rider is some who has a motorcycle and rides with a gang of people and rev their bikes as loud as they can because they are fags.
I want be a Harley rider

Why do u want to be a fag
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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