Sturgis 

A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.

Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.

Sturgis by OrbingPunk February 24, 2008

Sturgis 

The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.

Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Klein underwear after the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.

Sturgis by bdemainge August 24, 2018

Sturgis 

The term for a collection or group of motorcycles gathered together in one place. Similar to other words used to indicate groups of things, such as a pod of whales, a flock of geese, a murder of crows, or a congress of baboons.

Looking out the window, I saw a sturgis of motorcycles proceeding down the road.

Sturgis by HWM September 10, 2018

Sturgis 

A 4'8 online troll who has no money, a fat gunt, a nasty beard, and loves Eric July's balls in his mouth.

Did you see that Sturgis bought the new Rippaverse comic?

Sturgis by E. July August 17, 2024

Sturgis Brown High School 

A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.

A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"

Sturgis Brown High School by peaceloveandfriendship July 1, 2009

Sturgis Play 

To make a good play or big play.

A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.

Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"

Damn, that triple kill was a Sturgis Play!

Sturgis Play by SturgySmurf August 12, 2018

sturgis brown high school 

the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people.

"strugis brown high school? yeah. it's the worst school in south dakota."
"it's the crappiest school here."

"how would you describe sturgis brown high school?"

"well... it's the crappiest school you'll ever attend. the only good teachers are the fine arts teachers and the english teachers. the school system sucks and the whole school district is just full of druggies with no sense of anything at all. full of just really dumb people!"

"yup. that sums it up."

sturgis brown high school by noliesonlythetruthfr January 25, 2023