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harlequin girl 

A harlequin is a clown or buffoon, meaning the boys are raging with hormones and the girls are fools who give them what they want.
"so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
harlequin girl by ----Anon---- July 27, 2006

Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.
A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.

Harley Quinn Wannabe 

It's when a female (or male or any gender, I dont care) want to be like Harley Quinn from the movie Suicide Squad and praising the "loving relationship" of Joker and Harley and ignore any who said that Joker is supposed to be a abusive boyfriend.
Wannabe:OH MY GOD!!!!!! relationship goals!!!!!! I wanna have a boyfriend like joker.
Comic Expert:You know that they cut the real scenes of Harley and Joker relationship , cause they want sell does merchandise on Hot Topic.
Wannabe:SHUT THE FUCK UP HATERRRR!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HARLEY AND JOKER YOU CUNT!!!!!!!
Comic Expert:ok..... Harley Quinn Wannabe

Harley Quinn 

The Joker's on again off again girlfriend/side kick. When she's not with The Joker she can probably be found with Poison Ivy or Red as refered to by Harley. She used to be a clinical phychiatrist at Arkham Asylum until she fell in love with her patient The Joker. Ever since then she's led a life of crime, and has been in and out of Arkham herself. She refers to The Joker as Puddin or Mista J.
Joker: Harley where are my grenade marbles!
Harley Quinn: You left em in the car Puddin!
Harley Quinn by Alice in Wonderlandd February 27, 2010

harlequin 

A conventional buffoon of the commedia dell'arte, traditionally presented in a mask and parti-colored tights
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls

Panic! At the Disco--lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
harlequin by emilybeth October 10, 2005

Harlequin Fetus

A poor, misunderstood soul often linked to by inconsiderate people in attempt to scare others. These people do not understand pain and that children born with such a disease are nothing to be made fun of and are humans just like them. Of course, the disease is upsetting to many, however, the agony that a harlequin fetus is cursed with is far worse than the shock anyone could receive from viewing an image of their suffering.
A harlequin fetus wouldn't want to scare you; it was born that way. You don't have control over the fact that you are born without a skin disease, so why should people blame it for that?
Harlequin Fetus by Johno Bono September 6, 2005
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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