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packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Hardware 

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.
Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.
Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Herr Hardbæsj 

Herr Hardbæsj is love Herr Hardbæsj is life - Herr Hardbæsj
"Herr Hardbæsj is love Herr Hardbæsj is life"
Arne: Hei Herr Harbæsj!"
Hardbæsj: Hold kjeft din forpulte såpedispenser fuglekasse kuk!
Arne: *dies*
Herr Hardbæsj by Daniel De Ferrdo February 8, 2021

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.