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noun: /hɛbɛ:/

A term used to describe an unsuccessful entry-fragger in video games, particularly such that require teamwork and/or communication such as Counter-Strike and Overwatch. Harbears often mistake their mortality for some avenue of skill, or the fact that they don't live in a highlight reel.

Contrary to similar terms such as 'bottom feeder' or 'bottom fragger', a Harbear lets the whole team down and costs them fights or whole games/rounds because they dive and/or press the attack on enemy lines without the support of their team, in hopes of 'getting a pick' or 'gathering resources'.
Why do we keep putting Jason on Genji? He's such a Harbear - he keeps dashing into the enemy Reinhardt to 'build ult charge' but always end up getting sucked to death by the Moira. Why can't we just put Harry on Genji for reliable damage?
harbear by jeongu1004 January 14, 2021
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Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013
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lucy harber-hill 

The most perfect girl ever. She's always there for you and will listen to all your problems and help you out. She's kind, funny, caring and just perfect. She's also the most beautiful girl out there (despite her insecurities). If you haven't found yourself a Lucy Harber-Hill well you missed out.
Damn Lucy Harber-Hill
lucy harber-hill by Small Moey November 19, 2019
I'd like to park my boat in that harber.
Harber by KSKsodapop November 20, 2009

hardears 

Michael is so hardears. He wouldn't stop interferring with the computer.
hardears by Lisa April 30, 2003

Harberdashery 

Just another way of saying bullshit without swearing.
I will not standby and hear this Harberdashery
Harberdashery by Waltcon August 7, 2004

Stella Harberd 

A wonderful beautiful kind amazing loving sister,daughter and best friend
I just love to hangout with Stella Harberd PIZZA PIE STELLA PIZZA “she can’t ski yet I apologize
Stella Harberd by AddsBoBads January 30, 2021