This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Playable class in overwatch. Originally from japa- I NEED HEALING! Genji, stop it. Yes, genji needs healing. Always. And when he doesnt need hea- I NEED H E A L I N G!¡! OKAY, he needs healing. His brother is hanzo, another japanese weeaboo. Enjoys dragons. Talks to his sword when he's lonely. Doesn't like australians. Also occasionally- I N E E D H E A L I N G !!!11¡‼11ONE1oneone!!
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by HighPitchedDemonicScreeching September 07, 2017
by Phartistics January 15, 2017
n. (1) Alternate name for the Minamoto Clan in the medieval Japanese history
(2) The serial pedophile, sexist, rapist, seducer, kidnapper, politically scheming, incestous, insensitive, psychologically disturbed title charactor of the great Japanese Heian classic, "The Tale of Genji" who uses karma, elocution, guile, intimidation, and his unnaturally good looks to get into the pants of any woman (married or otherwise), girl, boy, and a very specific Empress.
v. (1) To in any way resemble, through actions, stories, by use of waka, or through hauntingly otherworldly looks, Genji, the title Character of "The Tale of Genji"
(2) To spend so much time in discussion about "The Tale of Genji, that you forget that there do exist non-sexually predicating protagonists
(3) to sleep with the Emperor's wife (who ironically is the doer's cousin and is a spitting image of the doer's mother), impregnate her, and place the resulting child on the throne.
(2) The serial pedophile, sexist, rapist, seducer, kidnapper, politically scheming, incestous, insensitive, psychologically disturbed title charactor of the great Japanese Heian classic, "The Tale of Genji" who uses karma, elocution, guile, intimidation, and his unnaturally good looks to get into the pants of any woman (married or otherwise), girl, boy, and a very specific Empress.
v. (1) To in any way resemble, through actions, stories, by use of waka, or through hauntingly otherworldly looks, Genji, the title Character of "The Tale of Genji"
(2) To spend so much time in discussion about "The Tale of Genji, that you forget that there do exist non-sexually predicating protagonists
(3) to sleep with the Emperor's wife (who ironically is the doer's cousin and is a spitting image of the doer's mother), impregnate her, and place the resulting child on the throne.
"Kill the Genji!" -The Heike (Taira Clan)
"Man, Genji is such a skank!" *hits Genji hard*
"Help! I'm being genjied!" screamed the rape victim.
"Come for your mistress at dawn," remarked Genji smugly as the drunk Utsusemi wondering at what genjiing she would be subjected to before dawn would come.
Man, I genjied so much this semester . . ." *clutches head*
"Damn! I've been Genjiied! But then again, Reizei is cute..." -Kiritsubo Emperor
"Man, Genji is such a skank!" *hits Genji hard*
"Help! I'm being genjied!" screamed the rape victim.
"Come for your mistress at dawn," remarked Genji smugly as the drunk Utsusemi wondering at what genjiing she would be subjected to before dawn would come.
Man, I genjied so much this semester . . ." *clutches head*
"Damn! I've been Genjiied! But then again, Reizei is cute..." -Kiritsubo Emperor
by dareka December 06, 2007
Stop using fucking genji i swear to God i will tear your dick of your fucking head and glue it where it's supposed to be.
by Pick A Healer! January 28, 2017
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

