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Hairbeard 

Describes a theam leader that makes you fear every single word he speaks, because it could start the sentence which will tell you that you just got benched!
Hairbeard: "Let´s get to today´s feedback!"
Hairbeard by UnknownMember March 16, 2018
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Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

Tch, hairband

You probably looked this up because you’re a baby stay trying to get into skz or you want to find a meme. This is used to say what you are wearing on your head
Jisung: “what are you wearing on your head”
Hyunjin: “tch, hairband”

hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.
It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.
hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Tch Hairband day 

May 1st is Tch Hairband day to celebrate we all wear pink hairbands.
What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is May 1st the Tch Hairband day
Tch Hairband day by Taehyun is cute February 1, 2021

hyunjins_epic_hairband 

hyunjins hairband lover! 😠 theyre a famoys jyp trainee who is debuting on march 9 😵‼️ angelic vouce ❤️ anyways stan her bc UNPROBLEMATIC QUEE N
1: “so when is hyunjins_epic_hairband gonna debut?”
2: “theyre debuting on march 9! super excited
noun: /hɛbɛ:/

A term used to describe an unsuccessful entry-fragger in video games, particularly such that require teamwork and/or communication such as Counter-Strike and Overwatch. Harbears often mistake their mortality for some avenue of skill, or the fact that they don't live in a highlight reel.

Contrary to similar terms such as 'bottom feeder' or 'bottom fragger', a Harbear lets the whole team down and costs them fights or whole games/rounds because they dive and/or press the attack on enemy lines without the support of their team, in hopes of 'getting a pick' or 'gathering resources'.
Why do we keep putting Jason on Genji? He's such a Harbear - he keeps dashing into the enemy Reinhardt to 'build ult charge' but always end up getting sucked to death by the Moira. Why can't we just put Harry on Genji for reliable damage?
harbear by jeongu1004 January 14, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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