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Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

Tch, hairband

You probably looked this up because you’re a baby stay trying to get into skz or you want to find a meme. This is used to say what you are wearing on your head
Jisung: “what are you wearing on your head”
Hyunjin: “tch, hairband”

hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.
It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.
hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Tch Hairband day 

May 1st is Tch Hairband day to celebrate we all wear pink hairbands.
What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is May 1st the Tch Hairband day
Tch Hairband day by Taehyun is cute February 1, 2021

hyunjins_epic_hairband 

hyunjins hairband lover! 😠 theyre a famoys jyp trainee who is debuting on march 9 😵‼️ angelic vouce ❤️ anyways stan her bc UNPROBLEMATIC QUEE N
1: “so when is hyunjins_epic_hairband gonna debut?”
2: “theyre debuting on march 9! super excited”
noun: /hɛbɛ:/

A term used to describe an unsuccessful entry-fragger in video games, particularly such that require teamwork and/or communication such as Counter-Strike and Overwatch. Harbears often mistake their mortality for some avenue of skill, or the fact that they don't live in a highlight reel.

Contrary to similar terms such as 'bottom feeder' or 'bottom fragger', a Harbear lets the whole team down and costs them fights or whole games/rounds because they dive and/or press the attack on enemy lines without the support of their team, in hopes of 'getting a pick' or 'gathering resources'.
Why do we keep putting Jason on Genji? He's such a Harbear - he keeps dashing into the enemy Reinhardt to 'build ult charge' but always end up getting sucked to death by the Moira. Why can't we just put Harry on Genji for reliable damage?
harbear by jeongu1004 January 14, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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