happy shit

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.

by scottyd62 July 23, 2016

Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 20, 2010

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!

Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

by Filthy Don June 16, 2019