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hapcky by koalaheartheartkoala May 29, 2016
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yackin' my hacky sack
1. sucking and licking my scrotum (like the girls do in Jonni Darkko’s films “Suck Balls” (2010); “Suck Balls 2” (2011) & “Suck Balls 3” (2013); all released by pornographic production studio Evil Angel).
2. riding me hard or dogging me (as a boss does to a peon worker or something like that); or incessantly annoying or pestering me in some way.
3. talking (id est: "yacking" or in this case "yackin'") to me in such a way that you are incessantly annoying or pestering me with your prattle.
Examples for #s 2 & 3:
2. Would you stop yackin’ my hacky sack about the Dallas job. I told you three times already, I have another customer’s order that takes priority. I won’t be able to get to the Dallas account until next week, probably not till Thursday or so. Jesus!
3. My little nephew followed me around all day telling me about his model train set and his dream of being the world’s first interplanetary janitorial supplies salesman. I mean I got to the point where I just couldn’t stand it. I finally knelt down, smacked him across the face and vociferated, more in desperation than malevolence: “would you please! stop yackin’ my hacky sack, just for 10 minutes, please!” But it didn’t make any difference. I mean, I guess, what do you expect on Thanksgiving, right. Sheesh, . . . family.
2. riding me hard or dogging me (as a boss does to a peon worker or something like that); or incessantly annoying or pestering me in some way.
3. talking (id est: "yacking" or in this case "yackin'") to me in such a way that you are incessantly annoying or pestering me with your prattle.
Examples for #s 2 & 3:
2. Would you stop yackin’ my hacky sack about the Dallas job. I told you three times already, I have another customer’s order that takes priority. I won’t be able to get to the Dallas account until next week, probably not till Thursday or so. Jesus!
3. My little nephew followed me around all day telling me about his model train set and his dream of being the world’s first interplanetary janitorial supplies salesman. I mean I got to the point where I just couldn’t stand it. I finally knelt down, smacked him across the face and vociferated, more in desperation than malevolence: “would you please! stop yackin’ my hacky sack, just for 10 minutes, please!” But it didn’t make any difference. I mean, I guess, what do you expect on Thanksgiving, right. Sheesh, . . . family.
Example for #1:
1. Ralf: That slut Phoenix Marie was crazy on my cock last night man! She’s all messy and sloppy with the blowjob, and she does everything, I mean she’s an all-rounder when it comes to the oral sex action. She started out sucking dick like the pro she is, but then she started yackin' my hacky sack and shovin’ her fingers down her throat to get profuse amounts of sputum on the bag, rubbin’ it all around the lose sweaty bumpy skin and slurping it back up along with the tea bag, then with all this spit and my bag in her mouth she practically starts ululating, making this gargling spit sound and humming vibration feeling trying to get me to bust. Shit, but what finally lit me off was when right after all that she swallowed the cock down her throat and vacuumed up the balls into her mouth too, just sitting there on her knees, sputtering and gagging all this sloppy slimy spit out her mouth and nose, with most of it streaming out her nose ‘cause her mouth and throat were filled with my cock and balls!
Shit man, it was crazy, and the worst part is, she didn’t finish ‘til Isha prayer was five minutes in, so I was late for that.
Tim (disapprovingly shaking his head from side to side with one corner of his mouth in an unsatisfied looking smirk): huh, figures. I tell ya . . . bitches.
1. Ralf: That slut Phoenix Marie was crazy on my cock last night man! She’s all messy and sloppy with the blowjob, and she does everything, I mean she’s an all-rounder when it comes to the oral sex action. She started out sucking dick like the pro she is, but then she started yackin' my hacky sack and shovin’ her fingers down her throat to get profuse amounts of sputum on the bag, rubbin’ it all around the lose sweaty bumpy skin and slurping it back up along with the tea bag, then with all this spit and my bag in her mouth she practically starts ululating, making this gargling spit sound and humming vibration feeling trying to get me to bust. Shit, but what finally lit me off was when right after all that she swallowed the cock down her throat and vacuumed up the balls into her mouth too, just sitting there on her knees, sputtering and gagging all this sloppy slimy spit out her mouth and nose, with most of it streaming out her nose ‘cause her mouth and throat were filled with my cock and balls!
Shit man, it was crazy, and the worst part is, she didn’t finish ‘til Isha prayer was five minutes in, so I was late for that.
Tim (disapprovingly shaking his head from side to side with one corner of his mouth in an unsatisfied looking smirk): huh, figures. I tell ya . . . bitches.
yackin' my hacky sack by Vikki Jezebel Blood January 17, 2014
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hacky sack
A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.
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hacky sack by Jeremy March 28, 2005
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A Hacky sack is a small bag filled with small pebbles or beads that is used to play a game with your feet. The object is to keep the Hacky sack in the air and off the ground for as many hits as possible and try to have everyone in the hack circle to hit it at least once. Once you are good enough you may attempt tricks such as behind the leg, around the world, stalls, ankle breaker, up and over, etc.
There are also a variety of other gmaes to play with a hacky sack such as
Killer Hack- a certain amount of people must touch the hack and then anyone can grab it out of the air and whip it at another person in the circle. If you are hit you are out for that game.
Power Hack- Everyone tried to hit the hacky sack as high into the air as possible, and make amazing saves to keep it going.
4 Square- Normally played with hands and a large ball that bounces, the rules are very similar but you play with a hacky sack and your feet. If you let the Hacky sack land in your square you are out and someone new comes in.
Hacky sack is a sociable game and can be thought of as a minor sport, no doubt that this game will eventually make it to the olypics as many irregular sports/games have. I dont know if there will be many competitors though because many hackyers are stoners, and you are not allowed drugs during the olympics.
There are also a variety of other gmaes to play with a hacky sack such as
Killer Hack- a certain amount of people must touch the hack and then anyone can grab it out of the air and whip it at another person in the circle. If you are hit you are out for that game.
Power Hack- Everyone tried to hit the hacky sack as high into the air as possible, and make amazing saves to keep it going.
4 Square- Normally played with hands and a large ball that bounces, the rules are very similar but you play with a hacky sack and your feet. If you let the Hacky sack land in your square you are out and someone new comes in.
Hacky sack is a sociable game and can be thought of as a minor sport, no doubt that this game will eventually make it to the olypics as many irregular sports/games have. I dont know if there will be many competitors though because many hackyers are stoners, and you are not allowed drugs during the olympics.
"Lets get a hacky sack circle going!" (circle game because it was invented by stoners, who unconsciously always form a circle.
hacky sack by Frazer the Hacky Blazer June 11, 2006
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