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hanenberg 

a clan destined by people of europe, mainly the Netherlands. people of this family are often quiet in large groups and know everything about anyone. when getting close to one, they are very trustworthy and will listen to you. you can trust them with secrets. be careful of a hanenberg though, don’t spell the name wrong (with a u) or e l s e.
“hey, don’t we have a Hanenberg in here?”
oh yeah that’s right, let’s try and talk to them.”
hanenberg by sapphicsweater March 1, 2022
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A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.
Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.

Hindenberg Disaster 

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

Hindenberg Heiny

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.
Hindenberg Heiny by quesondriac March 23, 2013

The Hindenberg 

The act of having sex with a very fat woman on at least the fifth floor of a building. Once asleep, light her on fire and throw her out a window.
(While admiring a fat McDonalds employee): "I'm gonna give that broad the hindenberg"
The Hindenberg by JimiStrat September 17, 2008

Hegenberger

A crew hailing from north Phoenix all about keeping the peace. Partying without any drama. Smizz

Once down with the Hegenberger crew you can use Hegen before many things such as Hegen-brew, Hegen-smoke, and of course Hegen-smizz gnome sayne
CduBB: y0 you down with the Hegenberger crew?

Random person at the DUB: naw

CduBB and friends: Let's jump this nigga!! Oh wait naw lets smizz one and let him hit on a breezy.
Hegenberger by Cdubbington March 2, 2008

pull a henneberg 

saying you will do something and then not going through with it
Yo Alf, Tony did pull a henneberg on me, he said he will go skating with me and then did not went through with it.
pull a henneberg by halafi May 24, 2017