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Hankiberg 

When you're at a highly mentally disturbed stage and you dream about you eating hamburger at a crusty crab-like restaurant. You then talk to your friends about it and the next night they will also dream about it and it will spread like the plauge.

Hankiberg is a hamburger restaurant that is only available in your dreams..

Hankibäerge is how you would pronounce it ... with a little danish accent

IF YOU DREAM ABOUT HANKIBERG YOU SHOULD SEEK IMMEDIATE HELP.
Day 1

1: HOLY SHIT! I SAW HANKIBERG IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT IT WAS MAGNIFICENT!!!
2:Wtf is a Hankiberg?

Day2

2: WTF HANKBERG IS REAL AND IT IS TAKING OVER ME!!!!
Hankiberg by hashploien September 19, 2019
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A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.
Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.
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Hankierism 

When somebody gets very angry or loses chromosomes they get a Hankierism and they fucking die
1. Jackson just had a Hankierism....rip
Hankierism by pro memer February 20, 2020

Hankiegasm 

When a Hankie has a Hankierism at the peak is called a Hankiegasm where he lets out all of his Hankieness and activates HANKIE MODE where he goes into a primal rampage and starts attacking minorities (Jacob)
1. When Hank had to go to the swim meet he reached a Hankiegasm when he had to swim.
2. When jacob was playing video games, he lost and started having a Hankiegasm and said "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY MINORITIES".
Hankiegasm by pro memer February 27, 2020

hanenberg 

a clan destined by people of europe, mainly the Netherlands. people of this family are often quiet in large groups and know everything about anyone. when getting close to one, they are very trustworthy and will listen to you. you can trust them with secrets. be careful of a hanenberg though, don’t spell the name wrong (with a u) or e l s e.
“hey, don’t we have a Hanenberg in here?”
“oh yeah that’s right, let’s try and talk to them.”
hanenberg by sapphicsweater March 1, 2022
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