Bandzoned

When you ask a girl out on a date and she agrees, however she thinks it's to discuss starting a band.

Dude i met a total babe at the open mic night so i asked her out , but when we got the pub the first thing she said was "Wait, this isn't a date is it? I thought we could start a band?" -- I got frickin' Bandzoned!!

Bandzoned by Skauch22 October 7, 2016

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bandored

A combination of Banned and Ignored. Usually used in chat or p2p programs where a user can be both banned from a room or from downloading and put on chat ignore.

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Hey, did you just get bandored? Cuz I think I just bandored you, noob.

bandored by mario0318 October 16, 2009

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Bannzored

To be banned. Is a term usually used on the internet particulary on forums.

He got bannzored for insulting the Admins.

Bannzored by lordpestilence January 19, 2005

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benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)

benzoned by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 14, 2016

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Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

Brandoned by Wh88 November 22, 2009

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Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone

Benzoned by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016

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