handsex

The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.

by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006

handsex

sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.

Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.

by lafonda29 August 19, 2005

handsex

v.
to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate

I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24

by johnnynoname July 25, 2008

Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"

"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"

by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009

handsex

Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.

Cherie has handsex with her dick.

by Steaver370 May 7, 2004

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

handsey

to use ones hands in order to make a sexual advance upon someone

Mom: Did he get handsey with you?

by Christina "Tish" December 6, 2006