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The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.
handsex by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006
sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.
Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.
handsex by lafonda29 August 19, 2005
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to use your hand to manipulate your genitals for sexual pleasure; to masturbate
I just had handsex while watching Dirty Debutantes 24
handsex by johnnynoname July 25, 2008
Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"
"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"
Handsex by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009
Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.
Cherie has handsex with her dick.
handsex by Steaver370 May 7, 2004
One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011
to use ones hands in order to make a sexual advance upon someone
Mom: Did he get handsey with you?
handsey by Christina "Tish" December 6, 2006
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