Handseife 

German word for actually not having done something one is being accused for.
It's the opposite of 'Schere' and is short for 'I'm washing my hands in innocence'.

Marcus: "Hast du mein Crack geraucht?"
Ich: "Handseife"

Handseife by DasKaugummi March 14, 2025

Handsie 

The act of flirting, similar to playing footsie, only in which one secretly touches the hands or arms of another with one's own. Can occur under a dinner table or discretely out in the open.

Have you been playing handsie with me under the dinner table?

Handsie by Sharky79 December 11, 2009

handstinence 

the act of waiting until marriage to h*ld h*nds with your partner.

friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence

handstinence by girlwtpho August 27, 2019

handstinence 

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.

Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?

handstinence by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016

Handsie 

A cute slang word for a hand job.

How to give a Handsie:

1. Place one or two hands on the penis.

2. Rub, with variable speed.

3. Add a ball tickle for fun.

Handsie by Twizling July 28, 2012

Handefetishes 

Handefetishes is when a person is attracted to another person hands it can be male or female. It can be a old man or a teenage girl hands.

The girl has a handefetishes problem.

Handefetishes by Mystery maker hoe March 29, 2020

Handskie

another word for handjob, or using your hand to make another person orgasm. handskie can be used for both men and women.

i got a handskie after the party last night

Handskie by Bryan Reynolds April 4, 2009