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Admiral Handsey 

Term for a person who will not keep his hands to himself. (derived from Paul McCartney's "Admiral Halsey" ditty). grab-assing handsey hands off the merchandise grabby grandpa touchy
As soon as we got to our table, John Mayer turned into a regular Admiral Handsey-and he was STILL able to Tweet away on Twitter!
Admiral Handsey by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009
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Handsy Boy 

Handsome boy.

Used in literally Hitler.
Awww, You look so Handsy Boy.”
“Doesn’t he look Handsy Boy?”
“He always looks Handsy Boy!”
Handsy Boy by Bean Spider November 2, 2020
An adjective to describe people who cannot keep their hands to themselfs. A person who constantly touches, pokes, feels, rubs, or otherwise molests someone or something.
Be careful on your date with Toby tonight because I have heard he is very handsy with the ladies.
handsy by Caesche October 15, 2004
Slang term for the slang term Hand Job. This is a form of outercourse. Handsky's are useful when trying to save the day and keep the baby away.
"Did you at least get a handsky from her"
or
"How bout' a handsky sir?"
or
"Hands down she gives the best handsky's in all of Clarke County"

Handsky by Lewis Lewis February 11, 2008

handsy in the pantry 

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.
Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"
tending to engage in inappropriate touching
Honey, watch out for my Uncle Bob. He's my handsy uncle.
handsy by Pistol99 January 23, 2009