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Admiral Handsey 

Term for a person who will not keep his hands to himself. (derived from Paul McCartney's "Admiral Halsey" ditty). grab-assing handsey hands off the merchandise grabby grandpa touchy
As soon as we got to our table, John Mayer turned into a regular Admiral Handsey-and he was STILL able to Tweet away on Twitter!
Admiral Handsey by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009

Handsy Boy 

Handsome boy.

Used in literally Hitler.
“Awww, You look so Handsy Boy.”
“Doesn’t he look Handsy Boy?”
“He always looks Handsy Boy!”
Handsy Boy by Bean Spider November 2, 2020
An adjective to describe people who cannot keep their hands to themselfs. A person who constantly touches, pokes, feels, rubs, or otherwise molests someone or something.
Be careful on your date with Toby tonight because I have heard he is very handsy with the ladies.
handsy by Caesche October 15, 2004
Slang term for the slang term Hand Job. This is a form of outercourse. Handsky's are useful when trying to save the day and keep the baby away.
"Did you at least get a handsky from her"
or
"How bout' a handsky sir?"
or
"Hands down she gives the best handsky's in all of Clarke County"
Handsky by Lewis Lewis February 11, 2008

handsy in the pantry 

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.
Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"
Honey, watch out for my Uncle Bob. He's my handsy uncle.
handsy by Pistol99 January 23, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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