hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

Hanasexual

A state of desire, impulse, and excessive need by a person named Hana brought on by wanting to make love with a croissant and specifically chocolate flavors. This inclination is escalated by someone explaining to Hana the texture, taste, and gooeyness of the croissant.

Hana is soo Hanasexual about my breakfast.

by thewiz.com June 16, 2023