handwasher

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.

That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!

by Louise46 May 26, 2009

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Mexican Handwash

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

Handwasher

NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously

• a person that washes other people's hands.

• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands

• a wet Aardvark

David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?

Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!

David : isn't it? God bless America.

by theguythatinventedthewordatequ April 9, 2023