Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.
by Louise46 May 26, 2009
Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.
by cmoney100 December 23, 2010
by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008
-noun
The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.
by Tommy2011 September 24, 2011
When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju
fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*
also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash
also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash
by crank that soju boy April 11, 2022
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 05, 2020
NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously
• a person that washes other people's hands.
• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands
• a wet Aardvark
• a person that washes other people's hands.
• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands
• a wet Aardvark
David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?
Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!
David : isn't it? God bless America.
Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!
David : isn't it? God bless America.
by theguythatinventedthewordatequ April 09, 2023