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HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.
Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.
HackMaster92000 by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022

hausemaster

one of the two founders of 2b2t the most autistic place online
oh hausemaster do you want to build a base to gather hause hause hause
hausemaster by 4b4t March 6, 2017

Hausemaster

Hausemaster, The owner of an Anarchy Minecraft server called America.net
His alt accounts are "Donald Trump 696969" and "GeorgeBush420"
Hausemaster is GAY
Hausemaster by LePost James June 4, 2020

hosemastered 

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.
We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.
hosemastered by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

hashtastrophe 

an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.
Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.
hashtastrophe by RiverUagain November 19, 2013

hausemasterbate 

When you use the popbob sex dupe on an anarchy minecraft admin
Imma hausemasterbate Phantom before constantiam goes down
hausemasterbate by InvaderInvader February 19, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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