handlecot

Noun; A bully who likes to belittle people so he seems cooler. Verb; bullying someone to make them look smaller

Noun "That girl is such a handlecot."
Verb "Stop handlecoting people."

handlecot by Bobolicious December 22, 2014

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

handlelocked by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

handlecapped 

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

handlecapped by fried rice. November 11, 2010

handlotion 

Code for a substance used for making masturbation feel like the real deal.

Bro, pass me the handlotion... Its about to be lit .

handlotion by Sixtynineallday October 30, 2018

Handlejobbler 

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.

B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.

Handlejobbler by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011

Amanda (@handletteringtings) 

The creator behind the absolutely STUNNING tiktok journalling account handletteringtings. She creates beautiful journal spreads and is an all around lovely person.

Did you see Amanda (@handletteringtings) latest tiktok? I absolutely loved the color scheme of the journal spread <3

Amanda (@handletteringtings) by fibonacciquesadilla December 26, 2020