handlecapped 

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

handlecapped by fried rice. November 11, 2010

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

Artistically Handicapped by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Handicapped 

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

Handicapped by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

handicapped squirrel 

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

handicapped squirrel by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

handicapped It 

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

handicapped It by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009