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handle bar jockey 

scooter boys
did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

handle-bar mustache 

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad
handle-bar mustache by bob December 5, 2003

Oklahoma Handle Bar 

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.
"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

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Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009