Dell-Do

A dell computer used as a dildo. Often used by those dell lovers.
Fred: Garageband opens so slowly on my mac
Tareb: THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S NOT A DELL, AHAHAH.

later..

Fred: That dude wasn't funny, he had a Dell-Do up his ass.
by LeTigra February 12, 2009
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Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
by LeTigra February 10, 2009
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DJ Techno Sauce

A revolutionary band of brothers journeying to bring originality and sex back to techno music for all, especially those ecstasy driven Asians.
"Ohhh DJ Techno Sauce, you're so big"

Bill: Might I acquire if you enjoy the musical genre of rap?

Sane Person: HECK NO, GIMME DJ TECHNO
by LeTigra February 05, 2009
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